-BenLim- What Makes A Man A man

The day I thought I'd never get through, I got over you

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Goes to school, study, joke, laugh at people, being laugh at, builled by people, bully own classmate, play, argue, But I have never fought.

Monday, September 29

Ouch bitch! You just wack my ass!

Haha Today, school was quite a waste of time, except a maths, needless to say. Ever since I went to school this morning, all I did was to slack and slack and slack. Well, I was dead boreddd, so, I decided to act as though I was some gay fag and trying to speak with an accent which was like those diva-ish women from 'White Chicks'. It was quite successful, I guess. It was very fun to do it. I think you should try it, I swear you will continue to speak like that. Heheheh.

Melvin was really retarded as usual. He downloaded a 'Zippo Lighter' and "Light-saber' application into Iphone. First, he act as though he was smoking and use his phone as a lighter. Secondly, when he used the 'Light-saber' application, and act as though he was a Jedi-Knight. It's really really really humorous. I can even laugh until my heart comes out of my mouth. hahahaha

Today, night studies was SO NOT productive. Gayyy. The reason to this was because Melvin was being such a wonderous joker. While we super duper uberly restless, we went to scare Derek who went to the toilet. How did we do it? We act as though we were some spasm zombie. He got scared. From this source I can infer that, by studying with Melvin, you will laugh as though there is no tomorrow and you will not do alot of work. hahaha.Later, we went to 'explore' the school's garden. I seriously can't believe that we were that bo liao. haha

I can't imagine next time. Once after graduation, I doubt that there will be any fun activities. I will miss the fun, laughter and gathering. Goshh. 4E3 Rock!

Saturday, September 27

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A JOKE

Channel NewsAsia - Sunday, September 28

SINGAPORE: A police national serviceman was injured in the groin when a fellow officer accidentally discharged a round from his sub—machine gun while the two were on guard duty.

The incident happened on Monday night at the Police Key Installation Protection Training Camp along Ulu Pandan Road.

In a statement, the Singapore Police Force (SPF) said the injured officer was sent to hospital immediately and is now in a stable condition.

It added that his family has also been contacted by a senior police officer to render any help they may need.

SPF added that there was no danger posed to public in the vicinity at the time of the incident and it’s now investigating the incident. — CNA/vm

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A JOKE

Channel NewsAsia - Sunday, September 28 SINGAPORE: A police national serviceman was injured in the groin when a fellow officer accidentally discharged a round from his sub—machine gun while the two were on guard duty. ADVERTISEMENT The incident happened on Monday night at the Police Key Installation Protection Training Camp along Ulu Pandan Road. In a statement, the Singapore Police Force (SPF) said the injured officer was sent to hospital immediately and is now in a stable condition. It added that his family has also been contacted by a senior police officer to render any help they may need. SPF added that there was no danger posed to public in the vicinity at the time of the incident and it’s now investigating the incident. — CNA/vm

Just who the fuck are you.

You're not Cheryl. And just fucking stop acting as her. Who the fuck are you?! What do you want?! What's your motive?! Be yourself. Don't pose as anyone. You fucking moronic bitch/bastard. Bisexual. If you still don't know anything. I'm fucking irritated with your stupidity. It's fucking annoying, you son of a bitch. Stop it. It's enough. There a fucking limit to everything. You fucking moron.

Wednesday, September 24

Follow me, and it will be alright

Finally received our futsal tournament trophy. It have been delayed for weeks after weeks after weeks. Instead of having mass workout today, we had an assembly. The purpose of this early assembly was to honour all the GRADUATING STUDENTS by giving each of them a batch. Hahaha.

While we were waiting for our turn, we had so much difficulty spelling solemn although it was a very short and easy word. From solemn, to solelum, to soleum, to everything you can think of. WEIRDOS

Today's English lesson was quite interesting but also quite lame. This guy who was once from the university of Cambridge, came to our class and taught us about effective writing. I can swear that all this time in my secondary school life, I didn't know that a composition can be a discussion topic. Sheesshhhh. What have I been learning?!

Time flies. Going to Mac to study now. hehehe Chao peoplezxzxzxzxz

Monday, September 22

Rock and Roll ain't noise polltuion

Depressing. A minute ago, she said I pass. The next minute, she said I failed. I now declare that I seriously have to put in effort for my a maths. The best part is that I have gotten 36 for my L1R5. Wow.

Saturday, September 20

Life without a laugh is a bore

Well, majority of the papers are back. Done really badly. To look on the bright side, I have failed none. But on the other hand, all my results will turns out, "GREAT". I got Cs all the way! People People People ended up with As and Bs? From this prelims, you will be able to infer who are the ones that are hardcore mugging and who are the ones that are not putting in much effort. It's simply so easy to categorise me.

Tuesday, September 16

Don't Laugh!

Fall For You - Benjamin Lim
Don't laugh. Tell me if it's good or bad. hehheh. I'm gonna do the real thing tommorrow. Testing testing 123 =D

Ups and Downs.

Finally!! Prelims are over!! Just waiting to get back all the 'AWESOME' results. I hope I won't do very badly. I feel super duper uneasy about this exam. Somehow I feel as if I didn't do it properly. Well, instead of going to Matthew's place this morning, I went home to shit(yea I mean SHIT) and play dota. hahahaha. Random Random Random.

About 2 plus, left for JitRen's house. CYCYLING!!! Heheheh! Shoik-ness! But my stupid bloody pedal of, drop off in the middle of my cycling expedition. I was like "FUCK LA. OF ALL TIME DROP NOW. KAN NI NA CHAO CHEE BYE!" It was quite tough to ride with 1 pedal. Nevertheless I made it. MUAHAHA. Instead of going to Jit's house, we went to JunMing's house. I was like Wow because he had set up a ram right infront of his house! But before that, Both JitRen and JunMing helped me fix my spoiled pedals and my wheels. I must really say my thanks to them hahaha. I tried the ram. I thought I was going to fall but nahhh. I jump. It was a rather good feeling! I didn't know I was in the air until I hit the ground. I will sure love to do it a second time. heheheh

We packed the rams(woods,bricks,etc.) and fix 4 miniature size wheels on to a wooden plank. The purpose of these wheels was to transport all the stuff to the park. But instead, 2 of the wheels drop off in less that 200m. hahahaha. It was super funny! JitRen and JunMing wheelbarrow-ed it to the park while I slack there, carrying the bikes. hahaha. I know where is the ram now. IT'S A UNDERGROUND SECRET. MUAHAHAHA

Hmm today was super tiring but I had a lot of fun. I mean REAL FUN! Later at night, I will be making a cover on 'Fall For You' with my sister. heheh I bet I will messed up everything. Should post my singing and let you guys have a great laugh. hahaha

Friday, September 12

it's never time to say goodbye

Went Cathay Cineleisure to catch Death Race. Hmm I think was not so bad. But before that went to walk. Went to hereen to buy myself a shirt which I have been longing to buy. Hahaha. It's expensive!! BURNT MONEY BURNT, I'M BROKE BROKE BROKE!! After the movie, went to Serangoon Garden's cafe cartel. Treated the guys to the crispy combo set. It contains, chicken, prawns, fish, chicken wings, wedges and carrots!OMFG. It was super filling. hahahaha. Talk cock session again. And everyone went back home. Gosh.. It was fun fun fun. Dead tired. Time to sleep I guess. hahaha MY HOME SCANNER SUCKS BALLS MAN!! SOOOOO BLUR!!!!

I hope I have nothing wrong in my head. Something is pounding hard in the back of my head. Going to the hospital to get an X-ray. Maybe some time during this month I will have my braces. hahaha. COOL SIOLL. HOLY-FUCK. SELF COMPLIMENT. HAHAHAHA

Thursday, September 11

Zin ziga zin ziga zing zin ziga ziga

Hohoho. I heard a 'SHOCKING' news from this morning's radio station. It was quite humourous. MAPLESTORY HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HACKED BY SOME CHINA DUDES! hahahahaha. They reported that some characters have been deleted including this teacher who spent close to $2k on his maplestory. MUAHAHHAHA IT'S JUST UNBELIEVABLE!!! They also said that when you are chatting, instead of alphabets coming out, it was all chinese characters! HAHAHA MAPLESTORY IS A JOKE NOW! OMggg. I'm so EVIL. *Evil-grin*

A maths was actually quite do-able. But I think I've screwed it up DAMN badly.. First of all, I didn't have time to complete. Second of all, I got the wrong answer for the simplest sum you can ever find in the A maths history. Thirdly, I didn't do some question that I know how to do. Damn!

Wednesday, September 10

3 Simple rules to keep you by my side

To be honest ______ (Identity to be kept secret =D), you pisses me off sometimes. Sorry to say it but yea. Just 1 simple message, it will take you ages to reply OR maybe you don't even bother replying. It's just sucks. Sometimes I have to make quick decision and there you are ignoring my message causing my plans to fail. Ahh. Gosh.. I won't be surprise if I get wack by ______ tommorrow. I'm just saying from the bottom of my heart so don't be angry.

Oh and how in the world do you do amalgamation? I'm so dead for tommorrow's POA paper. GOOD GAME in other words.

Tuesday, September 9

Let our love be like the vastly horizon, a never ending love

Things that was meant to be secret are being spilled out continuously. Finding out things that are not suppose to be there, and trying to keep it as secret is definately a very huge difficulty for me. As you know, I love to share secrets that I found myself.. But by sharing secrets, it have been getting me into grave danger. Damn! Now I live in fear, hoping that no other secrets is being blurted out.

My phone is officially screwed up. It turns on and off whenever it feels like it. It's as if it have a life of it's own! FREAKYYY.... I regret declining the offer my dad gave to me, that is to buy me a Iphone. Gosh.. If only i could see the future, I would have definately taken that opportunity.

Prelims are soon to be over! YAYYY!!! But the results? Without a doubt, it will be HORRENDOUS! I will try to be mentally prepared. MUAHAHAHAHA DIE YOU BITCHES AND FAGGORTS!

Sunday, September 7

Everyone in my family is either having a girlfriend or a boyfriend.

I'm jealous

Saturday, September 6

There's gotto be more to life

Vualas! I sat down for 3 hours studying my Geography! I'm WOW-ed! This is the first time of this week that I'm actually putting in effort to studying! Well, I did 2 chapters. heheheh. Took abit too long. I think I've been doddling way too much. Time to reward myself for being so HARDWORKING. =)))

Bought myself a tub of Ben&Jerry. It's time to slurp it all up! MUAHAHAHA

Friday, September 5

It's time to give up on you.

Now I'm utterly depressed, disappointed, dead, angry, sadden and really angry. Bitch-ass freak. The crush I had may be finally over.

Going happy again in no time. My neighbour just bought himself a new ferrari. Holy Shh-smoke

Tuesday, September 2

Superb news for man utd fans!

Ahh. The guys name(above) will be seen so frequently from now onwards. Machester United have finally sign on Berbatov for a 4 year contract! Awesomeee. Manchester United, It's time to kick some butt! =P

Monday, September 1

BayBeats!!!!

Just came back from BayBeats. Only went for Caracal set. Everyone was crazy as if they were being posses or something. Anyway, it was good! Went into the first mosh, and *BAM* I got elbowed in my mouth. haha It started bleeding. Ahhh. But hack it. Went into moshing again and again. Shaun and Jit Ren were really hardcore moshers. They went all out! They swung their elbow and mosh like there was no tomorrow. Tsk.

But something brought my mode down. My dad was really angry. He called once he know what was happening. He sounds super pissed off when I was talking to him on the phone. I was quite down when he asked me to return home right away. It's my birthday, can't I be happy for just 1 day? But thankfully, I have got my mum, she covered up everything for me. Even put herself to blame. I am now filled with guilt. I have no idea how to thank her. Once I was back home, I wrote a letter to my dad.

My mum and my brother celebrated my birthday at about 1.30 in the morning. And my brother bought me a jacket. It nice and plain. Maybe next Monday I will wear to school or something. =D I'm dead beat. Time for me to sleep! Night people.